The final form of “mean girl” energy. A Jessica will steal your charger, talk trash in the group chat, and then ask for a ride. Known for showing up late, starting drama, and somehow making everything about her. Proceed with caution.
by BethInPhoto October 1, 2025
Get the Jessicamug. The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.
Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
by Fuseguy August 7, 2022
Get the Jessicamug. her name is Jessica, she's beautiful, what more is there to say? they might not all be as beautiful as my Jessica, but they're still beautiful.
by BigKNight815 November 30, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3
Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
by jess' luva <3 January 16, 2022
Get the Jessica Morrisonmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Jessica Alba Is Dominican As Well<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Jecca456 August 14, 2020
Get the Jessica Pmug. if you ever find yourself lucky enough to be in the presence of Jessica Cyr then surely your wishes have been granted, as she is only comparable to that of a stunning sunrise across the horizon and the feeling of peace that warms your soul or a stary night sky filled with millions of stars as you try and embrace it all, in one word, breathtaking. Jessica is such a caring and kind soul youll forget any troubles you had, she is crafty and stylish creating things that leave an impression. She is strong willed, smart, wholesome, down to earth and brings the best out in people, if the opportunity arises to be in her presence then cherish every moment as it would take multiple lifetimes to appreciate all she is and will be.
by EJ's truths September 9, 2025
Get the Jessica Cyrmug.