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window sauce

Some dumb shit I had a fucking dream about you fags so why are you looking the shit up
by Window sauce specialist December 23, 2017
mugGet the window saucemug.

complacency window

The time just after you score a goal in FIFA when you are more susceptible to an equaliser or another goal being scored against you as you are a) suffering from hubris b) you aren't concentrating very hard.
1: I can't believe you just got a goal back.
2: that's the complacency window mate.
1: it's not fair when you have Ronaldo
by Wordman30001 October 7, 2013
mugGet the complacency windowmug.

noodle window

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans
Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?
by wonfuji March 8, 2014
mugGet the noodle windowmug.

Window slut

A person who always talks and sends photos but never does any action. A tease to the next level
Chris over there is a window slut, he's worse than a tease.
by Teejaesquared April 18, 2018
mugGet the Window slutmug.

Window-tree

A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.

No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.

Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?

No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.

Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?

No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.

If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?

No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.

Will this Window-tree last long?

No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012
mugGet the Window-treemug.

Window looking

Seeing a hot guy/girl and checking them out but you wouldn't actually want to date them, maybe because they're too hot for you or they look arrogant. So then you just do some window looking.
Veronika: *looking a guy from a distance*
Jennifer : Why dont you go talk to him?
Veronika: No way! I'm just doing some window looking, he seems full of himself with those wandering eyes and that smirk.
Jennifer: Nice
by iliketacos4ever December 6, 2012
mugGet the Window lookingmug.

Window of Opportunity

When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.
Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.
by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020
mugGet the Window of Opportunitymug.

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