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california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.
My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.
by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016
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demp wagon

Fighting sobriety by drinking when thou wake up to avoid letting the prior evenings alcohol go to waste
Wake up hung over, laugh, have a shower Scotch, we on the Demp Wagon now.
by Dude, dude, no December 12, 2020
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Shaggin' Wagon

This is not even a real dictionary but I have to go on this website and make an entry just so show that you need to use better sources. It is also a device to move full or empty rail cars across insulation plants.
Woah look at that shaggin' wagon. Glad we waste company resources on dumb stuff like persecuting employees because we got mad at them instead of actually trying to be productive.
by Money Maker Maddox November 3, 2021
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Badger Wagon

A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.
"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."
by Positive Control October 30, 2021
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Wagon

Hey Wagon, hows the wagon(s)?
ProNoun Singular
by Gggggggg11111 September 30, 2021
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Boobie Wagon

Two or more women drinking on a trip till they are buzzed and start rubbing boobs against each other.
They drank so much on the ride down they were boobie wagoning once they hit the hotel door.
by Jiggyfly212 July 14, 2021
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Wagon

An insult/name for a person who is or does something a bit stupid or empty headed.
"Didn't you see him last night? Actin' like a proper wagon"
by novaisadafty July 16, 2021
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