Florida woman

Kiara

Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman

by fcjellybean October 25, 2022

boat woman

a woman that dedicates her life to living in a boat and doing boat things.

"god i want to be a boat woman so bad"

by alien connoisseur January 14, 2021

Red Woman

A Sub-species of Caribbean women how will break you heart without mercy.

Example 1
Mark: Tell my boi ma mess with dem red women
Kirk: Done tell you dem re women na good

Mark: for real for real

Example 2
Random red woman:*exists*
Kirk: Red woman na good

by Starpeople May 22, 2021

A Woman's dinner

cock with a side of balls, this is the dinner that will satisfy any woman,

i gave my wife karen a woman's dinner last night

by xvideos is good April 18, 2020

Living Woman

A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which is to do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman is not a name, person, number or symbol but she can control these if set up by an agreed contract, signed in wet ink, of mutual benefit, disclosed, considered, a meeting of minds and agreed and signed in wet ink. A living woman can therefore use the pronouns we/us/our when referring to herself and any name, number, person or symbol she controls.

“Madam are you the person Mrs Mary Jones?”

“No I am not a person nor a name. I identify as a living woman and I control a name, but I am not a name”

“I am not a person with a name but I control that person with that name, do you have a contract with that person or name?”

by Living Woman May 21, 2022

Inrec woman

A woman who is involuntary reclusive. They want a relationship but no guy dates them bc of their high body count

She’s a inrec woman ain’t she?

by City Boys Up July 7, 2022

woman hoarder

a man who holds onto ex's no matter how they treated him. holds onto each one in case he gets bored and needs a companion for social events or physical needs. 'collects' them such as a hoarder and doesn't let go. He may go back and forth between them and even a current girlfriend/spouse as well.

Jim was with his ex Valerie last night for a bootycall. Now he just made plans to go to the concert tomorrow night with his ex Debra while his girlfriend is out of town. Could he be anymore of a woman hoarder?

by mrsatc2013 February 4, 2014