chinese water torture

a kind of torture performed by dripping one drop of water at a time on someone's forehead. it induces boredom and eventually a lot of frustration.

As a punishment for breaking a window, he put his son through a Chinese water torture for a couple of hours.

by KRHimself October 25, 2004

Water Boobs

Breasts with an almost supernatural jiggle. Like water wrapped in a thin layer of skin. Not necessarily attached to a fat woman, and more common in physically active women who have jogged the firmness out of their chest pillows. Rippling is noticeable with even the slightest movement. When unsupported, they sag and flatten out to the shape of the ribcage from which they hang.

I saw this chick with a low-cut top and water boobs biking down the street. She was hitting potholes left and right. I couldn't NOT stare.

by SquarePole October 1, 2010

Vitamin Water

God's gift to man. The best stuff to to come from a bottle, par none. The most common brand is made by Glaceau. Commonly drunk by high middle class white kids because they can afford it's 1.75$-per-bottle price tag

Person 1: I'm going to the store... anyone want anything?
Fatass: Get me some bacon!
Piece O' Lard: I need some processed sugar!
David Hasselhof: Get me some... VITAMIN WATER!

by P. Case May 21, 2006

bottling water

Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.

I shouldn't have eaten four chili dogs and beer because now I'm bottling water out of my ass!!

by ThePuddin January 11, 2009

glad water

fanny juice

after a muff diving session with jules my face was covered in glad water

by clint o'ris March 14, 2009

a yard of pump water

1.Some one who is very tall and skinny.

2.something that it is coming at you with force.

1.The celebrity had lost so much weight she had become like a yard of pump water'

2."They come at you like a yard of pump water. It's difficult to writhe out of the way"

by Bob Bobby Bobson June 12, 2008

Water Panda

n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".

***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***

"O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks"

by clawz July 16, 2008