Vampire Year

When a man or woman goes 1 month with no sex

Damn homie i haven't banged anyone in at least 3 months.

Lol, Yeah foo you have 3 vampire years.

by Vergotas 619 March 28, 2024

vampire diving

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody

while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving

by yeeticusprime April 2, 2022

vampire human

A vampire human is when a vampire bat drinks to much blood and transforms into a human.Now there you know YW

Oh no a vampire human!

by Superstichiously December 18, 2017

Vampire Baiting

You're done playing a great story-driven game, such as Outer Wilds, Subnautica or Omori and you want more... but the game has zero replay value. You already played it twice and know the story by heart. You get withdrawal. You're on Youtube looking at let's-plays to try to fill a hole like you're some kind of vampire feeding on other people's first experience with the game. You eventually run out of playthrough videos, so now you have to bait everyone you know into playing the game to feed your addiction.

My brother has been vampire baiting me to play Ultrakill for more than a year now

by Apelsinsaft June 24, 2023

Pussy vampire

Its a guy who needs pussy as often as possible to survive

Jonathan: What’s wrong August?

August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself

Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire

by Agge9814 August 9, 2019

Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out when she’s on her period

Chad: did you eat her out?
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth

by Nealspunchingbag May 11, 2019

vampire

A vampire is someone who could come up to you, bite you and drink your blood from your neck.
I know vampires called Damon and Stefan Salvatore :).

I would love to be a vampire

by kakikakimakikaki October 31, 2020