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Side Vag

Much like side boob. In essence, when a woman wear's, undergarments? That don't quite cover the meat pocket. Side vag, side boob, you get it right? Come on Sean. Get it together!
Holy moly! Did you see that side vag?! That dancer clearly needs to learn what commando is. Those shorts are side vag central!
by spikem0 August 5, 2022
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thick vag

So everyone knows your average vagina. It’s cute and it looks like Malibu Barbie’s. A thick vagina, however is similar but you’d have quite a bit of fun giving someone with this kind of vag head.
No, I don’t have a regular vagina. I have a thick vag
by toefruit July 21, 2019
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Inky Vag

When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.
Fuck! My marker exploded and now I got a inky vag. Guess I'll wash myself now.
by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019
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jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.
Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.
by vuphisig August 13, 2016
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Vag Wag

The vag wag is performed when you need to dry off your vagina but don't have any toilet paper or papertowels. It is performed by sqauting over a toilet and vigrously wagging your vaginal lips to dry them.
Man, briana ran out of toilet paper and had to do a vag wag.
by Dickie88 July 22, 2025
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Sad-vag

When you're a sad grill and feel like masturbating.. because you're sad and probably broke af
Girl 1: "My boyfriend just broke up with me! I totally need a sad-vag right now :(
Girl 2: "Girl same"
by Away1999 December 20, 2019
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