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Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024
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Vino Vag

Like whiskey dick but for the ladies; when a woman is unable to sexually perform and/or unable to climax after a night of drinking
Don’t beat yourself up, bruh… she just had vino vag
by Buttcrumbsarereal June 12, 2025
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Scum Vag

A military veteran that cannot help but exclaim their military service experience at any given time.
"Hey man, what's your favorite gun in Counter-Strike?"
"I really like the M4-A1-S, but I don't think it's realistic. I like the M4-A4 more because I *ACTUALLY* used the A4 in combat over-seas. It just seems more realistic."
"Dude, stop making everything about your four years in the military. You're being a massive Scum Vag right now."
by Rosmak December 21, 2022
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Wide Vag Energy

Someone who shows off promiscuous wibes by being overly confident in her own vulgar behaviour.
This skank is giving me Wide Vag Energy, she's probably a hoe.
by BlajarbisKamikaze January 1, 2023
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Vag-cano

A variation of the sex act: Fresh-Maker in which the performer adds soda to the mix creating a volcano.
That girl said she was into science so I gave her a Vag-Cano like my 3rd grade science project.
by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024
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Uni-vag

Did you see Matt scream at that tiny bug the other day? What a Uni-vag.
by EZ54321 July 16, 2022
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VAG

A vape. Like a cig in England but it’s electronic aka a vape. Must day VAG INSTEAD
Hey can I hit your VAG

HEY CAN I EAT YOUR VAG

HEY CAN I SUCK ON THAT VAG

Hey can I munch on that VAG
by Nightrider46920 August 1, 2022
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