A lizard like being, with large red lizard-like eyes. The Serpentine Unicorn has the general body of a regular horse, except instead of fur, it is covered with hardened red scales. Three horns can be found on the Serpentine Unicorn. One on the head, and two on the tail, to be used as a main weapon. The tail of a Serpentine Unicorn is longer and thicker than the tail of a regular Unicorn.
In earlier periods of Human History, the Serpentine Unicorn was classified as a dinosaur. Now we know better, and the Serpentine Unicorn is officially classified as a member of the Unicorn species.
The Serpentine Unicorn is a much darker being than it's mammalian counterpart. The forked tongue and glowing eyes offer no evolutionary benefit, but instead make the being more intimidating to those capable of differenciating between good and evil. The Serpentine Unicorn can and will hurt you, and your loved ones using a special kind of photographic memory, in which it steals your photo album and tracks down everyone in it.
In earlier periods of Human History, the Serpentine Unicorn was classified as a dinosaur. Now we know better, and the Serpentine Unicorn is officially classified as a member of the Unicorn species.
The Serpentine Unicorn is a much darker being than it's mammalian counterpart. The forked tongue and glowing eyes offer no evolutionary benefit, but instead make the being more intimidating to those capable of differenciating between good and evil. The Serpentine Unicorn can and will hurt you, and your loved ones using a special kind of photographic memory, in which it steals your photo album and tracks down everyone in it.
The Serpentine Unicorn gracefully slaughtered a tribe of elves, and set fire to the home of a peaceful dwarf family.
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George: "Did you see that Unicorn?"
Bill: "I believe it was a Serpentine Unicorn."
George: "Why?"
Bill: "Because my left arm and leg are now missing."
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George: "Did you see that Unicorn?"
Bill: "I believe it was a Serpentine Unicorn."
George: "Why?"
Bill: "Because my left arm and leg are now missing."
by K-Sizzle. December 6, 2009
Get the Serpentine Unicornmug. by zebragirl420 February 17, 2010
Get the The Sad Unicornmug. it is when your qirl cuts your penis off and sticks it on her head, then proceeds to penetrate your asshole rouqhly.
by Smeat McBobby December 2, 2009
Get the angry unicornmug. Usually referring to when you are watching porn and you are hours/multiple videos deep into side click videos when you find "the unicorn" or the perfect video to get you off and achieve orgasm. You often can not go back for the unicorn unless you again get lost in porn videos.
Ex. Person 1: "Dude you were in the bathroom for 45 minutes."
Person 2: "Sorry man, I got lost chasing the unicorn. "
Person 2: "Sorry man, I got lost chasing the unicorn. "
by Stormehstar May 31, 2016
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by CarreraRider911 December 13, 2008
Get the unicorn hornmug. by RyanCock February 22, 2009
Get the horny unicornmug. A person who receives rainbow colored, cotton candy flavored condoms. They sometimes come with fake fur.
by jackiethepotato September 20, 2016
Get the Fluffy Unicornmug.