MESSENGER: MAD MAN! YOU'RE A MAD MAN! THIS IS MADNESS!
LEONIDAS: MADNESS??????
THIS - IS - UBER MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEONIDAS: MADNESS??????
THIS - IS - UBER MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
by WarZoid December 15, 2008
Get the Uber Madnessmug. A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.
Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
by CIST July 11, 2007
Get the uber jawmug. When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.
He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.
by RubyD August 25, 2025
Get the Uber Failmug. Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.
When I got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.
by Ruthozark September 28, 2017
Get the Uber Sassmug. by chinooks July 5, 2010
Get the Sub Ubermug. When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022
Get the Uber Shoesmug. On the Uber driver App, one can spread their "legs" for every option. I can do Uber Pet, Uber Connect, Uber Eats, Uber X Uber XL and in being a Uber driver whore, I can select the "Automatically select" option in the app to continuously be doing a task, never stopping to eat or pee.
Hey man, I've decided to be and Uber driver whore today, I'm not turning down any opportunity to make money and I wanna run all types of trips.
by Twitterisntasfun May 26, 2022
Get the Uber Driver Whoremug.