Tuesday Night Twistback

Tuesday Night Twistback: When you are about to have sex with a chick and you first twist her anal pubes into tornadoes and and then rip them out and use the blood as lube.

She thought we were boutta fuck but I told her I needed that Tuesday Night Twistback first…

by pit… April 20, 2025

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Tuesday

1. The most forgotten day of the week, neither loved nor hated.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.

1. I always forget Tuesdays even exist, as there is nothing good about them besides the fact it isn't Monday.

2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

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Tickle Tuesday

on tuesday you commit horrid yet hillarious violations to your close ones but simply tickling them, make sure they have PTSD by the end of the day from hillarious yet impossibly illegal violations, from tickling, some people take the chance out of context. if you know...

Hey it's tickle tuesday!

Help this dude is trying to tickle me on Tickle Tuesday!

by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025

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fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.

“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already”

by David David's son April 16, 2024

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