The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
by Ershadsky January 16, 2014
Get the Patch Tuesdaymug. Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!
DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.
DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.
by MBTjustin April 21, 2010
Get the Mailbox Tuesdaymug. Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
Get the TUESDAYSmug. CHEKOV (concerned): How big's your medical staff?
HARRIMAN(embarrassed):The medical staff... doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
_______________________________________________________________
KIRK
(quickly, to Demora)
Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire
on my command.
Demora turns to him.
DEMORA
Captain... we don't have any
torpedoes.
Kirk glances at Harriman.
KIRK
Don't tell me... Tuesday.
Harriman nods, a little embarrassed. The SHAKING gets
worse.
HARRIMAN(embarrassed):The medical staff... doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
_______________________________________________________________
KIRK
(quickly, to Demora)
Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire
on my command.
Demora turns to him.
DEMORA
Captain... we don't have any
torpedoes.
Kirk glances at Harriman.
KIRK
Don't tell me... Tuesday.
Harriman nods, a little embarrassed. The SHAKING gets
worse.
by coolkirk1701 January 1, 2015
Get the Tuesdaymug. (C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...
Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
Get the c u next tuesdaymug. by CrispyTheMemeLordLol April 23, 2021
Get the Titty Tuesdaymug. by Alprini February 18, 2025
Get the No Tag Tuesdaymug.