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Alabama shit tube

Your girlfriend shits into a pringles can and you have sex with the can until your pipe is all brown and rusty
Last weekend me and my gf tried the Alabama shit tube”
by johnnyboneslee February 28, 2026
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Wet Meat Tube

The vagina.
My wet meat tube stanks.

He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.

My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2025
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Those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and Verizon.
I passed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.
by pinkstreak January 19, 2016
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wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.
Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.
by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024
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tuber

1) n. In New England, it is a brass musical instument, conical in construction, about 18 feet long, with a large mouthpiece, and is the lowest of the brass instruments. It replaced the ophiclede in the symphony orchestra, and has nothing to do with Wagner Tubas. It has only one direct cousin in brass instruments, that being the fluglehorn, for all other brass instruments are more cylindrical than the tuber, even the french horn.
2) n. For the rest of the English-speaking world, it is a fleshy-rooted plant like a potato or a yam. Hence, New Englanders and Non-New Englanders can get confused at times, as evidenced below.
An actual conversation:
Denny: Dan, can you play the tuber for the Bristol, RI band next weekend?
Dan: Well Denny, do you want me to play 1st or 2nd potato?
by Dan1271 November 13, 2007
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