toilet ham

ham on a toilet seat

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham

by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023

Toilet Witch

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom

Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.

by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021

Toilet pepper

Pepper that has been filled with toilet paper

“Dude why is my pepper filled with toilet paper?”
“It’s a toilet pepper”

by taWa_personn November 30, 2021

Toilet Enigma

The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.

"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"

by DumDeeDragon July 30, 2022

toilet-scrolling

A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas

Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.

Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling

by cicixoz June 5, 2022

Toilet ghost

Hanako

Hanako kun is a toilet ghost who lives on the third floor girls bathroom in the third stall

by anonymous March 18, 2022

Bathroom Toilet

For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.

Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.

by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022