ham on a toilet seat
by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023
Get the toilet ham mug.Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021
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Get the Toilet pepper mug.The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.
"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"
by DumDeeDragon July 30, 2022
Get the Toilet Enigma mug.A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas
Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling
by cicixoz June 5, 2022
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Get the Toilet ghost mug.For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.
Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022
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