jamaican toilet

An old toilet that is converted into a giant bong

We remodeled our bathroom and turned the old throne into a Jamaican toilet

by Turkeyjerk August 24, 2016

toilet ham

ham on a toilet seat

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham

by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023

toilet rumor

Passing gossip while on a toilet in a stall or while on the phone.

I went into the bathroom and overheard toilet rumors and farts.

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 16, 2016

The American Toilet

The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.

Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.

by DuctTapePants August 26, 2018

Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.

He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.

by Sneaky Rupert July 26, 2016

Toilet chest

Bruising and/or discomfort in the chest area resulting from leaning on the toilet bowl while vomiting for an extended period of time.

Those strawberry Frules made me puke all night. I got a serious case of toilet chest this morning.

by RPGQ April 14, 2013

Toilet Restaurant

A real life restaurant that can be found in Japan, its full name is "Modern Toilet" in this restaurant you sit on toilets and eat from toilet tubs.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.

Yesterday I had a good bowl of Ramen from that toilet restaurant, unfortunately I forgot the full name for the place.

by Biohaza Master July 24, 2010