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Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.
That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.
by derikny2 August 3, 2010
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pissing shame

The act of drinking Sub Par tequilla or cheap drinks in general in order to get drunk.
I was broke so I was drinking Schaeffer light and shots of Roundys tequilla,my head hurts and I'll be pissing shame all day.
by Matt V.I.P. Excellence May 7, 2008
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Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!
Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
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Piss Paws

When your cat or dog steps in his urine, then tracks it all over.
Flluffy has "Piss Paws" and she jumped on my lap. Gross!!
by cheesepleese January 2, 2012
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Piss Listening

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.
Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?
by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 2, 2010
mugGet the Piss Listeningmug.

Piss-witch

Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.

The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.

The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.
"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."

"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."
by secretsandpies November 11, 2015
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Mexican piss

The act of taking a piss in public. Where bathrooms are not available.
Jamal "I'll be right back bro"
Challa "we're u going dude"
Jamal "I got to go take a mexican piss"
by Mydickis9inch February 21, 2014
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