Wokeing

Faris is Wokeing a little too much today
by LaziestAlien March 30, 2024
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Woke Slaps

Friend: Who is “woke slaps

Me:Dat nigga
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WOKE SLAPS

Friend: Who is “Woke Slaps
Me: Dat nigga
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E-woke

Finding all of your political awareness online
Carin is suddenly commenting on politics, she has been online reading about the election suddenly she is e-woke.
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Shook-Woke

Bakugou’s permanent state; basically permanently shook. And woke. So...shook-woke.
“Did you hear what Bakugou said?” Momo asked wide-eyed.

“No; but I’m guessing it was something offensive because he’s always shook-woke,” Deku responds dejectedly.
by Bakubitch August 24, 2019
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Shook woke

When something happens that's a shock and causes you stress or to become angry
Man, that cop came up behind me with his lights on. He flew by but it got me shook woke
by ditch_doc May 03, 2018
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Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
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