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woke-um

a woke enlightened human. May try to "wake" enlighten others once woke. Once becoming a woke-um, beware, there is no turning back.
Damn, that woman is a woke-um.
by Michellita May 6, 2020
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woke ‘n’ toke

When you’re woke and smoke herb.
Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.
by HumaneAnimal June 3, 2018
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Woke

"Woke": A state of leftist liberal brainwashing and propaganda imposed on society through politics, media, public education and peer pressure under the guise of "social justice" and political activism, with the goals of dismantling European white ethnic and national identity, conservative ethics, common sense and universal Christian moral and family values.
Braindead leftist liberal moron: "I'm so woke I hate all white people, am unashamedly a supporter of BLM, Antifa, LGBTQ and I hate all Christians too! And I hate God, and conservatives, and capitalism, and property rights, and free speech and free thought and critical thinking and common sense and...and...and...whatever else my beloved celebrity idols tell me to hate! And I love communism and socialism and...and...and whatever else my celebrity idols tell me to love and support! Yeah! Social justice! Screw white people!"

Normal person: "Cringe!"
by De La Vega October 4, 2023
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Woke

When gay people exist, apparently. This word is mostly used by people on the right side of the political spectrum to describe anything they disagree with. Gun control, critical race theory, climate change activists, and most famously, LGBTQ+ individuals or things.
“Bro, did you hear Bud Light went woke?”
by Aurora_unholy April 15, 2023
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woke

the ironic state of being so hopelessly indoctrinated by the mainstream PC culture of being aggressively anti-establishment, individualistic, tolerant, and overtly aware of every marginalized social demographic that you march in lockstep with the establishment that promotes these false virtues by encouraging you to shed any remnant of individual thought or expression that does not align with the establishment's prescribed virtues, refuse to tolerate any deviation from those virtues in yourself or others, and marginalize others by reducing everyone to nothing more than a collection of immutable traits such as race, gender, and sexual orientation.
Hey! Did you see Marla's new frog/froggy pronouns? Frog identifies as frog after frog saw a 60 minutes exposé about gay, black, female republicans having internalized racist, misogynist tendencies because all gays, blacks, and women are supposed to be democrats. Frog then realized that as a white person frog wasn't oppressed enough to have a valid point of view which made frog sad and want a bath. Then frog realized frog like being in water as much as frog liked being out of the water just like a frog, so frog must be frog! Afterwards, Frog got a promotion at work for being so woke!
by soultrip September 26, 2022
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Woke

A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior.
Sasha is saying actor Mark Ruffalo is Woke and I agree with they/them
by Peterparkedcar December 13, 2022
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Wokeness

Economically enforcing racial and gender tolerance (but only selectively) and transforming racism into a nebulous term so that can be applied to literally every facet of human life.
Hym "The problem with wokeness is that the people you are supposedly helping are in THE EXACT SAME PLACE they were 7 years ago. And it isn't the racism. It's YOU. Completely politically ineffective. And I'm mixed race by the way. You're literally letting white people steal credit for the creation of A.I. and they're stealing it from a racial super-minority. You're letting them do that right now. You want equity... UNLESS you don't like the minority that suceeds. Then that guy can go fuck Hymself and then white apartheid-state nepotism retard and the genocidal zionist jews can just have his shit. That's par for the course though isn't it? Blatant intellectual property theft from white people against minorities? They own all the corn!"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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