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A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
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pro L337

it is defined as being a cross between a pro and an L337 player at CS
I just got pwn3d by that pro L337 player The_Saslmon_Mousse
by The_Salmon_Mousse February 16, 2005
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PlayStation 4 Pro

Arguably the greatest game console of all-time. It even has a feature where you can shove your dick in the disc drive and it sucks you off, so you can divorce your wife.
My mom just hanged her self in front of me, but who cares? I own a PlayStation 4 Pro!
by PS4 Pro is awesome June 27, 2018
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Pimply-Faced Pro

Pimply-Faced Pro {n, adj.}. Also known as PFP. A nerdy cyber-geek teen who like most of his ilk, suffers from bad acne and lack of social skillz outside of DotA to procure themself a sex partner or even any friends in general(excluding other PFP's). Usually they have a shitty gaming attitude (often sore winners as well as losers) and spend all day and night playing DotA thus increasing their "L337" skillz to make up for their lack of a penis or tits. But hey, they are really good at DotA and that's all that matters.
"YouGotOwNt: lol for all the hater sayin im not good its funny , becuz i could own you all that just talk shit and acutally have , i thouhgt you werent suppose to talk shit on the forums, fuckin hilarious , you need to stop worrying about me and worry about your own dota skills, i clearly own you all, that why you hate me so much , becuz you got ownt, lol so what i have a big ego, i know im good , point blank, dont beleive then come test me , find me in clna ownt, noobs !!!!"
by MBS March 11, 2005
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OP PRO GOD

Who ever calls himself "OP PRO GOD" is a brain less creature that is very full of himself.

Synonyms of OP PRO GOD- Trash, lil bitch, noob
If someone calling himself op pro god comes near you, start bullying him
mugGet the OP PRO GODmug.

quid pro ho

Quid pro ho refers to the act of celebrities ho'n themselves out for ticket, cd and merchandise sales. Shameless cross self promotion.
Chris Brown and Rihanna are in a quid pro ho relationship... actually a crazy quid pro ho love triangle with Jay Z.
by kelstermcgil June 29, 2013
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Huawei P30 Pro

One of the best camera phone in the universe! With the photography pioneer, The Leica Quad System accommodates your photography to help see the world in its entirety. This unmatched super camera system includes a SuperZoom Lens, a 40 MP Super Sensing Camera, a 20 MP Ultra Wide Angle Lens, and a HUAWEI TOF Camera, giving you the freedom to capture your incredible moments! Plus 50x zoom!
superstudi45: Bruh....I need to find a phone that's really kick ass cool!} Something that's better than Nikon!
broception_15: Dude....buy thefrickin' Huawei P30 Pro, the best phone in the whole damn universe!
superstudi45: Isn't that the phone you have?
broception_15: Hell yea, it is? Check out my photos!
superstudi45: daaaaaaaaaaaamn! Das guud!
by broception_15 May 22, 2019
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