jedi pie

The speed and precision used by a chef to produce a pie in light speed.

Mary appeared on Come Dine With Me but she took ages to make her starter dish. This meant she'd have to make some serious Jedi pie to be in with a chance of winning.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Jip pie

To give some ones vagina Jip.

Man 1: How's thon doll
Man 2: Aye she's grand, a was givin her Jip pie all night.
Man 2: Awww nice wan lad

by Borland March 21, 2013

greasy pie

Informal term for vagina.

That chick over there will let anybody eat her greasy pie.. for a price.

by Ballamasta9000 March 13, 2009

spinach pie

The unkempt or rancid crotch of a woman - usually used to indicate performing oral sex on such a mess.

She's hot but you're gonna hate eating that spinach pie.

by johny johny j-roll July 22, 2009

jaxie pie

A wicked smart and crazy sexy woman; typically cuter than a pufferfish, finer than a fine whiskey, and twice as tasty as both chocolate and cheese.

"Mmm mmm... she's a total Jaxie Pie."

by salmonriversoul September 29, 2014

Pie Handles

Handles you get from eating wayyy to much piiiieee.

Hey you see that guys pie handles?

HOLY SHIT PIE HANDLES ARE SO SEXY BROOO!

OMG BECKY LOOK AT HER PIE HANDLES THEY ARE SOOO BIGGG!

by mtndewdude55-izmyaim August 7, 2010

pie man

A term for a man that jizzes on your face.

“Last night my boyfriend busted a nut all over my face. He became my pie man.”

by magley mccaul May 31, 2020