Coon

A person who is ignorant.

You are unaware of systemic racism, therefore you are a coon.

by kydeelou May 8, 2021

Coon

The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.

Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.

by El Barto 001 July 3, 2021

Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016

Coon-curious

When a black man is openly curious about having relations with a white woman.

Jordyn is being coon-curious by contemplating talking to that white girl over there.

by Jarodhuggins321 March 30, 2025

Coon Monkery

Coon Monkery is a phrase that is offensive to the African-American community and also mostly used when someone is mad at a test or a game, etc.

Very Angry Person: “ What The Hell How Did He Get Me Bruh This Is Absolute Coon Monkery Right Here”

by Peter Griffins November 1, 2022

coon

someone who only dates white people.

nya is the biggest coon ever.

by tyiaa <3 April 29, 2023

Coon Giggler

A coon (a term used to discriminate black people in the earlier centuries by white people to put them down similar to nigger) that is working in a high position with the ability to help people of color yet chooses to do whatever white people tell them even if there is a disadvantage to people of color.

"When casting a movie Will Smith was given the opportunity to hire highly qualified black actors for multiple positions, but chose underdeveloped white actors instead, he's such a coon giggler."

by coon enthusiast April 5, 2024