Is a very good gamer and gets all the girls. Has all the hoes and doesn't give a fuck. Very sexy and has a 12 inches of dick.
by Meme_God_05 July 4, 2017

Jack is a name for someone who is a fat wilder beast who nobody wants to come into contact with just in case they catch the popular disease known as "type 2 diabetes" they are also annoying as fuck and are as smart as a seal; in which they are known for looking like
Do not go near a jack or your life will be ruined forever
Do not go near a jack or your life will be ruined forever
That guy looks like a "jack"
by BigDonny123 September 30, 2018

The best Boyfriend a girl can ask for. Has tons of girls chasing after him. If you know a Jack your lucky!
by Josh and Drake December 9, 2017

a FORMER lawyer, and self proclaimed anti video games actvist who waged a one man war against violent video games, and the 1st Amendment. He was disbarred for his behaviour in the courtroom and generally being a pain in the ass to everyone. He never won a single video games related case. Ever.
Jack Thompson is an example of how not to prosecute a case.
Jack Thompson is not the biggest fan of the 1st Amendment
Jack Thompson believes violent video games are the cause of the worlds ills (despite the world being a more violent place prior to video games e.g. World War 1 & 2, Chinese Revolution, Korea, Pol Polts Cambodia ect ect
Jack Thompson is not the biggest fan of the 1st Amendment
Jack Thompson believes violent video games are the cause of the worlds ills (despite the world being a more violent place prior to video games e.g. World War 1 & 2, Chinese Revolution, Korea, Pol Polts Cambodia ect ect
by Spencer92 August 8, 2012

the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at...
by parlez December 3, 2003

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
by Roger Halunen September 6, 2008

Jack Coolidge Is A Very Obese Kid Who Abuses His Mom For Money And Pisses In Bottles And Shits Himself And Is More Fake Then Nikki Minajs Body
Becky:Omg Did You See Jack Coolidge He's So Obese And Ugly
Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
by DixFlopping August 22, 2020
