A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
by Informativity January 26, 2021
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