Taint Bubble 

When you are sitting in class, and try to slowly let a fart out, but the fart concentrates into a bubble and slowly slides from your butthole across your taint and pops right before your balls.

I was taking a test in Mrs. Russels class, and i had to let one rip. I slowly let off a fart, but to my fears it became a massive taint bubble. luckily it popped without sound and the class was none the wiser.

Taint Bubble by RyanMP August 26, 2013

taint scrape 

The act of raking the teeth from the base of the nut sack and or vagina to the crack of the anus.

Sammy gives a mean taint scrape!

taint scrape by Backdoorbandit September 15, 2013

Taimen 

Taimens are usually incredibly handsome and have an amazing sense of humor. They're usually blonde, but way cuter as brunettes. If you're lucky enough to meet a unique Taimen never let him go. Taimens can be insecure at times, but they'll usually make jokes about it instead of getting butthurt. They're usually amazing dancers or singers. They make the bestest friends and even better boyfriends. If you're lucky enough to date a Taimen, he'll never let you go no matter what. And if he says I love you, you better believe it.

Girl one: "Who's that?"
Girl two: "That's Taimen. The boy I've been telling you about. I'm in love with him."
Girl one: "I can see why."

Taimen by Lilac427 May 30, 2017

Taiden 

Taiden is a strong independent female that tries too hard to be perfect. She doesn't need to be but is afraid to let everyone down. She keeps all of her feelings buried where nobody can see them.

Taiden has such great grades

Taiden by Koibreanne05 May 12, 2022

puff taint

The inflammation of the area between the anus and genitals. Usually caused by sexually transmited infection (STI). Most common in females due to vaginal discharge during menstration.

Damn, I went in without a rubber and now I got puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.

puff taint by Gtome222 May 27, 2016

Colfax Taint Mulch 

This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.

My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!

Colfax Taint Mulch by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022

bees taint 

the superlative of the "bees knees", refering to the space between the testicles and the anus of a bee.

ex: my old my camera was the bees knees, but my new camera is the bees taint.

bees taint by foleyboard June 25, 2007