by monica fukin bondatti May 20, 2014
Get the milking the mousemug. 
Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
Get the mouse in a telescopemug. a mouses tail is when you take a woman to bed and realise that she has a mouses tail, hense a tampon, hanging out of her fud..... just take her up the ass, problem solved!!
hey man i was totally gunna do this chick last night,then i noticed she had a mouses tail,i was like whoahhhh...tampons man,such the downer!
by ladylara August 23, 2010
Get the mouses tailmug. adj: undeserved, fraudulent
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.
by lemickeyratio October 3, 2021
Get the Mickey Mousemug. A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.
Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.
by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020
Get the smell mousemug. 