Midnight Cilantro

Another name for intercourse

"Would you like some midnight Cilantro tonight"

"She and I midght cilantroed the other day"

by JulietanDictionary March 16, 2025

Midnight

If you're trying to find this as a guys name then you're welcome to read this,
the most wonderful and sweet kind sharing guy you'll ever meet, he can be a baddie and he can be really kind, you could spend hours and hours talking with him, he is the best fanfic buddie you'll ever have in life
he will always be on your side no matter what and he'll try his best to help you with your problems, but if you don't like him then he'll dissapear like he was never there with you in the photos.

person 1: damnit I regret leaving my best friend.

person 2: what was their name?

person 1: Midnight.

person 2: yeah you messed up hard bro.

by Alexia Fuentes November 23, 2021

Midnight Sniff

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.

I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

midnight love

Someone who you love more than they love you. This person may hook up with you (specifically at night) but doesn’t want to pursue an actual relationship with you. This person may not want anyone to know you guys are hooking up and may make require you to keep it a secret. Usually a midnight love will be someone who’s your number one but you aren’t there’s in return. Commonly midnight loves are one sided and for the soul purpose of sex.

I guess i’ll have to settle for just being their midnight love.

by taurus7 May 30, 2023

midnight love

A midnight love is someone who you hook up with (commonly at night) who doesn’t love you as much as you love them. Usually this person will require you to keep the relationship a secret and tell no one. You may feel as if you’re in a one sided love or if your being used for the primary purpose of sex.

I guess i’ll just settle for being their midnight love.

by taurus7 May 30, 2023

The Midnight Giggles

/v/ (ðə ˈmɪdˌnaɪt ˈɡɪɡəlz)

Less than mildly racist jokes / comments at a late hour.

"Last night on call you had some of the midnight giggles."
"Congrats you have performed the midnight Giggles."

by TallTart May 31, 2023

midnight munch

Eating something between 00:00 and 00:59 that would be considered weird to eat.

Last night I had a lovely midnight munch on Vaseline

by Vesiexz June 26, 2023