golden boy

Jerry Seinfeld's favorite t-shirt

episode 7 season 5 "Golden boy didn't make it out of the washer alive"

by derpmonkey December 17, 2008

golden doodle

A popular misconception is that a golden doodle is a hybrid dog breed. Actually, a golden doodle is when you are about to ejaculate but pee comes out instead. You may have learned in sex eduction that there is a sphincter muscle in the vas deferens or some shit that prevents such a thing from happening. But that's what a golden doodle is, it's the impossible becoming possible. It's going when you want to be coming.

I totally meant to ejacualte but I golden doodled all over the place instead. I was so embarrassed! She was just a hooker, but still…

by whoops, let me clean that off March 7, 2008

golden sombrero

the rare feat of self-flagellating oneself four times in one day; also, striking out four times in one game; tremendously difficult for males over the age of 15; surprisingly easy for jason giambi

yes!! i just earned a golden sombrero, that puts to shame my hat trick from yesterday. i need a nap.

what a tragedy! derek jeter just shot jason giambi in the locker-room for being completely useless and afflecking his way to yet another golden sombrero

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

Golden Waterfall

When you pee upwards into the top rim of a urinal and the pee comes back down in droplets.

"Gross, the guy before me turned this urinal into a golden waterfall."

by skeezy5555 November 9, 2009

Golden Nectar

Another term for Reschs Pilsener - a wonderful beer of Sydney origin served in pubs and clubs of New South Wales, Australia.

Brewed by Carlton and United, the beer has a passionate following, including a national network of supporters called the Reschs Appreciation Society.

Time for a drop of the Golden Nectar.

by Rocko-TK-421 March 7, 2019

golden doodle

A cross between a Golden Retreiver and a Poodle, the Golden Doodle is often the beneficent of abuse.

Kate, are you abusing your Golden Doodle?

by Ben Webster February 9, 2004

golden waterfall

when a two people are having sexual intercourse and one of the partners urinates in the other partner's mouth

"ewwww! he gave her a golden waterfall?"
"yeah! she said his pee tasted nasty"

by manzanilla bitch! May 17, 2006