Satan Goat

A goat that looks like Satan
it's scary as fuck, but cute
Who wouldn't want a fucking satan goat?

"Gurlll look at that Satan goat"
" I want a Satan Goat"

by Welcome ToWonderland May 3, 2015

Goat Powder

1. An anti-febrifuge, concoted by tincture of ovine urine triple distilled, condensed and crystalised over a twelve year period on top of a mountain somewhere, for the purposes of having a life.

2. Archaeologist jargon for fucking the evidence.

3. Someone who has no life.

1. "Wanna buy some goat-powder, sonny?"

2. "This context change proves the saxon theory"

"There is no context change; you're making goat powder"

3. "Phil is so boring, he's goat powder".

by Captain Pugwasher November 18, 2009

Ugly Goat

a young person who always trynna get laid and seek for pleasure.

is boyfriend & girlfriend even a thing these days. fuck that. chase a bag, fuck bitches, live life. ~ Ugly Goat

by Ugly Goat August 3, 2019

Yessir goat

Yessir goat is a way of saying thank you or congratulating someone

Friend- i just got this girls phone number

Me- yessir goat

by Jamir p March 23, 2021

goat wagon

A carload of old homosexual men.

When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.

by Da-Ve March 8, 2014

Cracked And Goated

cracked and goated is what N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite

Yo Leo is a little emo faggot nigga hoe
Cracked and goated

by Hi Leo September 29, 2021

Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.

Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.

by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021