Teacher

A professional babysitter with the occasional lesson.

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by Philosopher stone jr December 11, 2023

Teacher

PLS NO! Teachers are the worst jobs to have and are fucking crusty stupid Baka useless. Even though, in my school, we all, the kids, are so mad bc the teachers are strict. ALSO THE KIDS AGED 1-13 GO THERE, EVEN FOR PRE-SCHOOL! It’s annoying cuz we wake up early like 3:30 AM. Can’t even take breaks! No Saturday or Sunday off! No Spring, Winter, Autumnwe have autumn break, ok? and Winter Break! I’m like in the 6th grade but it’s just that the younger childrenor kids for replacement are treated fairly but the 3-6 graders get treated UNFAIRLY! You heard me, unfairly. Teachers send u to this prison-like place called school. It’s so long and mean. You get put there with a bunch of dumbasses and fat dummies.

Teacher: Who’s ready for a pop quiz?
Students: HELL NAH IM OUTTA’ HERE!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 15, 2023

Teachers boss

The one student who makes the teacher the bitch

Teachers boss as the Danny making his teacher get on their knees and bleed forgiveness

by Daddy teacher May 14, 2018

dishwasher teacher

the teacher who yells at you for puting random stuff in the dishwasher during food technology

Dillon: bruh i just got yelled by the teacher
Jeffrey: which teacher?
Dillon: The dishwasher teacher

by derpythincow March 18, 2021

Spanish teacher

Either the nicest, sexiest, teacher at your school or a fat asshole… gordo puñetero. Also, often racially profiled by the F students in your class.

Scarlet: I love Edgar, he is so sexy!

Fiona: Scarlet… he is our Spanish teacher.
Scarlet: Even better.

by SullenGir1 October 17, 2025

Teacher

Teacher, (also known as "federal prison security", mentally and physically torturing students (also known as "federal prisoners". Teachers are also called "North Korean soldiers torturing people escaping". Teachers' living locations are usually hidden, but we are searching about their locations and it's probably North Korea.

Teachers should be sorry about the students.

by Dukey_Gaming January 8, 2022

Teacher's Pet

The teacher's pet is like satan. they will remind the teachers about homework and you will want to murder him

Teacher's Pet: TEACHER YOU FORGOT OUR HOMEWORK!!!
Tod: SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO

by Jesus Christ?! March 9, 2023