gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.

The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.

by AspiringKnowItAll July 9, 2012

festival tan

The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.

Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.

by danderzion October 18, 2013

Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.

I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

Burn Tan

When you burn really badly, then in a few days it fades to a color that vaguely resembles tan.

I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!

by falsenamethatistotallyawesome July 11, 2011

tan lucky

when a person tans very easily and rubs it in on other peoples faces who don't tan easily but burn easily

person s: u should be tanning....

person r: but i dont tan easily

person s: i figured...

person r: shut up not all of us can be tan lucky

by 123ru October 31, 2011

Zendric Tan

the best ex i’ve ever had, even tho he probably hates me and is not thinking about giving me a second chance I miss you and i’ll always love you with my entirely heart, you are my sun, moon and all the starts i never thought i needed to light up my world. You were my source of happiness and even tho is sad i don’t have you as close and i did, it makes me happy i at least had something with you and that at some point i was the only girl in the world to you.

1. Zendric Tan My little favorite ex that i want back

2. Zendric Tan you are my favorite ex!
2. Please get over him already is been 2 years.
3. i can’t lol

by urmom929 November 22, 2021

Zihao Tan

It’s a very common Chinese name.

Zihao Tan is from Weifang, and he was born in 1993.

by Goosier November 22, 2021