suck switch

Any random piece of hardware, software or even something hidden in firmware or the UI that is easily flipped, and no logical person would expect to force a system to stop working. And yet, it does. Making the system un-suck is usually much harder to find than the aforementioned switch.

"Why does my wifi no longer work? I can still reach it on my phone".
"Oh, there's a little switch on the side of your laptop that shuts it off. A lot of people hit it accidentally".
"Well, that's a suck switch!"

by Glorth2 July 23, 2022

angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.

I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.

by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024

chicken switch

noun. A device by which a high-voltage switches and breakers can be flipped using a corded remote from a marked distance away instead of directly manipulating the switch. Clothing can also be used by the switch operator, but "higher powers" (like your boss) insist on keeping people out of the line of fire. Also known as a remote actuation device.

That breaker has 2,000 volts? We're going to need a chicken switch to flip that; I don't want to get cooked.

by RivCA January 31, 2024

Chipsy Switch

A variation of the classic Gypsy Switch, the Chipsy Switch involves one reaching into his or her pocket, and pulling out a 100 dollar chip, and then placing that chip into his or her other pocket. Most preferably whilst drunk off White Claws and passing through Krispy Kreme donuts at Mohegan Sun.

Ryan: Paul, did you just perform a Gypsy switch?
Paul: oh yes I did
Steve: No, no...that’s the Chipsy switch
Ryan & Paul: Ohhh noooooo

by nolawswithclaws December 08, 2019

Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Intention Switching

Lying about previous intentions to try and seem more innocent in a current situation.

“I wasn’t trying to call them a slut, I swear!”
“Benjamin Franklin Debrosse Michelangelo Zée Smith Johnson! You posted 5 xeets about her fuck’n 100 men! Don’t start that intention switching, now!”

by NERASER June 05, 2025

national skate switch day

When you skate you skate switch instead the entire day.

Did you know today is national skate switch day? You have to skate switch now!

by 123545 October 09, 2022