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Pink N Switch

When, in a football game/bedroom/house of horrors you slip a pinky in their asshole and you can see an audibly sigh of enjoyment and then you immediately switch in the thumb, right to the back half. At this point there is either an added level of enjoyment, or more likely pain.
You should have seen me last night. I did the old pink n switch and she fucken dropped to the ground in a puddle of blood and shit. It was a fucken classic!
by Therterkerjerbs April 11, 2024
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Switch

An illegal small device capable of turning a semi-automatic glock into a fully automatic gun. The Switch works by forcing the trigger bar to fire another round on the same press. The Glock Switch is federally illegal and offenders can face 10 years in prison.
“You gotta catch him lackin, I heard him and his homie got a switch off a 3D printing dude”
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
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Switches get bitches

Switches get Bitches

Refers to hydraulics, which has toggle switches, to active their hydraulic pumps in lowrider cars.

This is usually followed by the statement

bags are for f**s

Intimating that people that use Airbags instead of hydraulics in their lowriders prefer the company of their own sex.

While true lowriders get all the females…
Switches get bitches , bags are for f**s …
by Donpedrolowriding May 30, 2022
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The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him everything you want to change about him.
I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man f*****cking behaves.
by Alame May 26, 2022
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Blue Switch

The act of transferring a phone call from your smartphone to your car's bluetooth system. The phrase can replace the somewhat verbose run on sentence that typically describes the transfer process.

Hold on while I get in my car and transfer the call to my car's bluetooth speaker.

Sorry about that, the call was switching over from my phone to my car.
Hold on a sec while I blue switch you.

Sorry, just blue switched you.
by Nedgo August 16, 2022
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Kill switch

A kill switch, every doomsday machine has one, I guess. It's the last resort off button, and a huge plot device. Robot going crazy? Kill switch. Inator foiled by a teal platypus? Kill switch. Machine gains sentience and greatly dislikes it? Kill switch. It's that easy!
"Bro, help! My vacuum is turning on me and becoming evil!"
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."
by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023
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Beaver Switch

She really enjoyed it when i found her beaver switch and flipped it just right
by CyrenSays December 25, 2020
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