stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat

Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!

by antinon October 31, 2023

one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.

Troels had a lof on one man stands.

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

Stand

A Stand is the manifestation of one's soul, typically caused by a space virus, but can be passed down through a bloodline. Can only be seen by a fellow 'stand user' (with some exceptions) Typically named by the stands user, although some are named by others (ex. Star Platinum) stands can have a variety of abilities, ranging from simply being a swordsman, to re-writing the universe.

Joeseph Joestar, to Jotaro Kujo: Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is time!

by DICKBALS August 6, 2023

Stand Power

A ability only stand users can see that can bend the forces of reality

GOLDEN EXPERIENCE is my ultimate Stand Power None can defeat me.

by DIO Joestar January 20, 2022

[STAND]

an entity psychically generated by its owner.

"Jotaro, this is your STAND!"

by memeboi6942 May 4, 2021

Stand upright

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Player 1. Hey wanna play some stand upright

Player 2. You mean shutdown simulator?

by Flarecharger May 25, 2022