sausage tea party spit roast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxIb29Ylj0&t=465s
This is a sausage teaparty spitroast

"Wow did you see that sausage tea party spit roast."
"Yea, it happens all the time."

by iSorrowProductions October 24, 2017

Spit-foggy mandude-unskle

It is a bit foggy, someones uncle

"Spit-foggy"
"huh?"
"Its a bit foggy"
"Who?"
"mandude-unskle"
"Huh?"
"the guys uncle"

by The Rick April 17, 2003

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

by Penny Man August 4, 2008

Spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009

One Eyed Spitting Snake

Your cock...

I like to play with my one eyed spitting snake

by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011

spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008

Homie don' spit Ebonic yo

I do not speak Ebonics

Black man: "Dems are da people dat turned us in." White man: "Homie don' spit Ebonic yo." Black man: "Oh sorry sir I said those are the men that sent me to jail."

"Homie don' spit Ebonic yo" is the same as "No hablo español." for spanish

by Ownedghst October 16, 2012