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If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!
Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Smart

Smart
Mom is smart
by anonymous April 12, 2025
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I'm Smart

Person 1: I'm Smart
Person 2: Dude you are the dumbest fucking human being alive, shut the hell up
by SpiritMage April 30, 2025
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ABC Smart Drugs

ABC is Adderall before Concerta Smart Drugs. Adderall and similar neurotransmitter releasers (Methamphetamine, Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Propylhexedrine HCl, Adipex, Phentermine, 2-Fluoromethamphetamine, 3-FMA) before Concerta and other reuptake inhibitors (Ritalin, Methylphenidate, Ethylphenidate, EPH, Wellbutrin, Caffeine, 4-Fluoromethylphenidate, 4F-MPH, 4F-EPH).
Tony: I took 20mg of Adderall 4 hours before taking 15mg of 4F-MPH. This is what I call anti-ADHD focus and ABC Smart Drugs.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 2, 2025
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Smart

Meaning Caleb is the smartest person on the earth, nothing is smarter than him and he is as smart as Jesus and Trump.
Sexy Lad Caleb, is the smartest person on the earth, i'd do him!
by RobinsonLOL July 4, 2023
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Smart as a Pineapple

It refers to a really smart, and all-around nice guy. Specifically a Psycho(fan of Psych).
by Not_a_Robot__Promise August 9, 2023
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Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.
Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."
by boikinly August 14, 2023
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