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scapedog

(n.) the act of blaming your fart on a dog.

*similar to scapecat
Person 1: Did you fart dude?
Person 2: No, it was the dog.
Person 1: Are you scapedoggin?
Person 2: Yes....
by newspaperdude February 21, 2010
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Scapegoat

Come take my scapegoat!!
by An Nigga September 5, 2019
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Scap

Just a person that is messed up or annoying like a sibling or society itself.
Definition in sentences hood rats used to use: "Aye we finna beat this scap dude up."

Definition used in sentences in 2019 and so on: "Aye man, this dude is the scappest person I ever known, he beat up his best friend just because he took his penny down the street, he scap bruh."
by Billy's Best Buddy March 17, 2019
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Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.
Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail
by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009
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cheech scale

an S.I. scale of measurement for the tip of a girls boobs to the back of her ass. No individual over 280 pounds can be used for such scale, and "zero" assumes that the individual has no ass and no boobs, while a "ten" means the individual has pamela andersonesque breasts and a jlo-like ass.
John: dude my gf has a huge ass but is lacking in the titty department
Dan: yeah man, shes about a 4 on the cheech scale. My girl has huge boobs and a mediocre ass. shes like a 6 or 7
John: what about zacks mom!?
Dan: yeah, shes like 300 pounds bro. she doesnt apply
by sir loafsalot March 25, 2010
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The Flush Scale

A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.
Fred: Yo man what took you so long in there???

John: Sorry, I had a 3 on the flush scale.
by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009
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the NASA scale

just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)
dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!
by earpuller November 22, 2010
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