Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw November 8, 2007

spoon table

A spoon table is a table that yo spoon on or fuck a goat on

get that fuckin goat of my damn spoon table

by Dougmaster fresh July 10, 2006

Spoon Feed

The act of cupping one's hand and farting into it. Then putting it over the nose of someone else when they inhale.

Dude#1. I ate Mexican food and had gas all day so I decided to spoon feed the old lady. The bitch threw-up and is all pissed at me.
Dude#2. That sucks. Did it smell like taco's?

by FletcherHPW October 10, 2010

dropping the spoon

When you hit the shaft too hard and your dick falls off.

Michael Albright was squeaking the bedsprings with himself ,but unintentionally he ended up dropping the spoon.

by STDOverload May 13, 2018

spoon ninja

The most awesome and spoonyest ninja around. He wields spoons masterfully and uses spoony nin-jutsu.(Spoon-Jutsu)

The spoon ninja waits in the shadows until it is time to give someone he spooning of their life.

by Spoon Ninja May 6, 2006

spoon

refering to the sexual position, its best to be big spoon, compared to little spooon

Hey Frank can I big big spoon tonight?

by frank rizzo January 26, 2004

spooned

to be ownedowned

you have been spooned

by lucas halpert January 27, 2003