Penis Sandwich

A penis sandwich. Often containing 'mayonase' or 'cream cheese'.
The oposite would be a nipple sub.

Judith ate some pizza with a penis sandwich

by Chris + Judith December 9, 2008

Ham Sandwich

a cooked slab of pig on a bun.

"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005

Ham Sandwich

Drunk and high. When a person drinks (one slice of bread) in combination with smoking (the other slice of bread), they become the ham sandwich.

Unsuspecting College Freshman1: "Hey man, lets get really high tonight."

More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."

*Proceed to get really high*

Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."

UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"

MKU: "I'll sit this one out."

UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.

MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."

by Whothefuckk July 31, 2012

Ham Sandwiched

heinous, absurd level of intoxication.

Matt: holy hell dude, Sean was so ham sandwiched last night he knocked on people's door wearing a leopard print thong, asking for a cup of sugar. Then we ordered a pizza and ate an entire chocolate cake. I woke up on his couch, covered in BBQ sauce.

Tyler: HAMMED!

by motherbear October 16, 2008

lemonade sandwich

1. The softest form of matter combines the softest drink with soggy bread
2. The moniker frequently attributed to Western Force Prop AJ Whalley, who is as soft as a pensioners turd

Hold up your bloody side of the scrum, ya lemonade sandwich

by Moses @ GTT April 7, 2008

crap sandwich

President Obama's 2009 Economic Stimulus Package.

That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.

by NVLL February 2, 2009

Vietnamese sandwich

A sex maneuver in which one partner spreads the other partner and proceeds to smear the butter. Immediately after, the vegetables and the meat are inserted within the buns. Finally, the climax occurs when the sandwich is devoured.

My name is Hangbo I duh horny for Aaron Cha. Thus, I gave my partner a Vietnamese sandwich. He especially enjoyed the butter that I smeared all over his face and he also enjoyed the vegetables and meat that I inserted in his buns.

by sexymania October 7, 2011