blowjob club sandwich

n. The act of three or more girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.

Usage note: Often the third girl and all thereafter are temporarily given names of common sandwich meats, such as ham and salami, until the blowjob is complete. These are usually capitalized in formal use.

His blowjob club sandwich became very crowded when the Ham and Salami joined in; to make things a little more fluid, he supplied some mayonnaise himself.

by jjkl April 29, 2005

sandwich

Another term for marijuana, in reference to the tv show "How I Met Your Mother"

Me: put out your sandwich, the Dean's coming.

You: Dude, this sandwich is too big for me.

by lilie_69 March 17, 2012

sock sandwich

A sock sandwich is made when a man ejaculates into one or both socks.

I couldn't pick up any meat at the bar last night so I had to make myself a sock sandwich.

by The Sock Maniac March 1, 2009

Baloney Sandwich

Baloney Sandwich a.k.a Bull Shit.

"Did you see how the media was trying to feed us that Baloney Sandwich about the election?"

"I've had just about enough of your baloney sandwich."

by Zurit November 19, 2016

cat poop sandwich

First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017

Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich

by JasonAdam January 20, 2018

Peanut Butter Jelly and Tabasco Sauce Sandwich

When you command a girl to make you a sandwich, and she tries to ruin it with some odd ingredient (ex. Tabasco Sauce) and it turns out being great.

This chick made me a Peanut Butter Jelly and Tabasco Sauce Sandwich, it was great!

by Jammer99 January 28, 2011

sandmich

A very delicious sandwich. The m is used instead of w to emphasize the mmmmmmm when you are satisfied.

Man, that sandmich was so awesome.

by Alex3290 August 27, 2010