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Salty Snail 

When an alpha male is pile driving his lady in the wilderness he releases his baby gravy all over her sweet vaginal lips while she lays on her back. He then crab walks to the top of her head forcing his member to her bare skin creating a trail of man juice all along the center of her body like a snail trail
I now feel more of man, you should have seen that salty snail trail
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salty kiss 

A kiss given after a girl has given oral sex to another guy. Generally within 15 minutes.
Dude, Ted totally got a salty kiss from jessica! She just sucked off Josh!
salty kiss by saltykisser September 20, 2010

Salty Walty 

Someone who licks tooshy when it is extremely sweaty and hairy.
Can i get a Salty Walty please?
Salty Walty by ZASkhfk April 5, 2010

salty hotdog 

its when u juss got through playin a good competitve game of some sport which requires sweating of some sort, by then u go home and u feel rather sexual and u may call on the wife 4 a lil x rated action. dont take a shower, the whole point is to let her taste the salty taste of ur sweaty dick in her mouth!
I gave the wife a nice salty hotdog after a good game of basketball last nite!
salty hotdog by K-DuBb July 5, 2006

Salty Jack 

When a man dips his sweaty sack into a cup of salt, making sure the salt sticks, then proceeds to slap his unwitting victim in the open eyes with his sack, causing large amounts of pain to the victim.
Guy 1: "Dude, your eyes are extremely red!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, my brother gave me the Salty Jack last night 'cus i ate his last cookie."

Guy 1: "Ouch."
Salty Jack by Lawlwut? February 11, 2010

Salty Clam

Referring to the nickname of the Famous Porn Star Tiffany Dow who appeared in over 200 Pornography Films. It was said that she had a very salty vagina
Hey Ellen, I almost kicked you in the salty clam!
OR
Bambinos Pizza Sign: No Clams
Salty Clam by Nalyd Dizznick November 22, 2006

Salty Navel 

When a male ejaculates into a partners belly button, causing it to fill up with sperm. Then proceeds to put his mouth on the individuals navel and suck the sperm out of it like a body shot.
Are you ready for me to fill that navel up? Because I am feeling like a salty taste of my own man shot! Its time for a salty navel!!
Salty Navel by Ryan, Batman January 3, 2008