MOG status

1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."

2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.

Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"

by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014

Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

by Adb1002 August 29, 2018

Tiger Woods Status

Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.

Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.}

The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status

by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011

Birthday Card Status

When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?

We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!

by Lucy Loo Allblue February 4, 2012

Big dick status

A penis when erect that is longer than 5.16 inches

I’m looking for a man with big dick status not your little Vienna sasuage put that thing away!

by Test Her limit bruh October 24, 2020

Status Sniper

On Face Book, one who posts an offensive status, then immediately logs off, so as to not have to face up to his or her imflamatory jabs.

"Dan's status on Face Book says, 'Dan thinks Republicans are a-holes'then logged off so I can't call him out on IM. What a freakin' status sniper!"

by T-veezle March 2, 2009

Fat Girl Status

(adj) Used to describe obsessive concerns with food. Typical actions of what a fat girl would do to obtain food.

1) Ordering a microwave to your hotel room to make popcorn after a huge meal. One would say "Dude...that was so fat girl status!"

2) Eating an entire roll of cookie dough and then going to get a fatty buritto at 1:00 in hte morning is "fat girl status"

by Jawhitt February 17, 2005