They STOLE Christianity, guys!

Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?

Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

i stole ur cheese

yes i did infact stole ur cheese im doing to steal the bread on my way too :3

Thats the sentence "i stole ur cheese"

by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024

i stole ur cheese

yes i stole ur cheese im getting the bread on my way too :3

✨I stole ur cheese Yippee✨

by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024

i stole ur bread

i told u i would steal ur bread

I stole ur cheese and i stole ur bread.

by strawberry milk the idiot July 6, 2024

ROFL Stoned

Def 1 Slang Adjective The point of being so high the things you wouldn't find funny have you rolling on the floor laughing .
Def 2 Slang adjective The point of being so high that you laugh for no reason other than the fact your stoned.

Def 1 Last night I was ROFL Stoned.
Def 2 Are you ROFL Stoned right now?

by ogkurama February 2, 2025

I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings

I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings

I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.

I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.

by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025