smurf smooking

Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.
Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.
by Little loofa March 08, 2016
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Smurf-Pegging

A sex act in which a short woman dies herself blue and proceeds to peg her husband with a mushroom or mushroom-shaped prop.
"John, why is your wife blue?"
"Oh, yeah. We did some smurf-pegging last night."
by Rock the Stage April 19, 2023
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Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod
Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
by Curly MFN B May 16, 2018
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smurf a hammy

An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 09, 2014
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smurf a hammy

An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 09, 2014
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Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.
"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."
by Realists June 03, 2022
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