smash burglar

someone who steals the girl away from someone else; cock blocker

i was gonna bang this drunk chick, but my roomate jumped in and took her! he's such a smash burglar!

by zilla411 March 9, 2011

pickle smash

When you knowingly have vigorous sex with someone who has herpes all over their penis.

They toatally did the pickle smash with that guy last night.

by WildNSFW45 August 22, 2017

Clit smash

This is the time during sex were the women is about to orgasom, as she says "I'm Cummings" you pull your dick out and beat the living shit out of her clit till her pussy literally exsploeds.

You won't like me when I'm angry "Clit Smash"

by Fucmehjerry November 9, 2017

testicular smash

When Bobo (giant ass gorilla) says, hey I’m tired of your shit and windmills the shit out of your nuts.

“Hey John did you hear about the guy that pissed off that gorilla? Yea, he got a testicular smash from Bobo.”

by Palace guard May 4, 2018

Vegan Smash

Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.

Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.

by SexDr69 October 12, 2019

SMASH PARTY

Term used mainly by older millennials to describe ending ones night with a high quality sexual encounter is always capitalized

Yeah I'm about to pay my tab and jet Nikki is coming to my place which means it's time for a SMASH PARTY

by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023

Smash Rate

When you rate someone if you'd smash or nah

Guy 1: Wanna smash rate?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: Jennifer
Guy 2: a 6 I'd smash

by Kyweezy November 18, 2016