slaps

Music that is desirable.

"Man, you heard that new Mike Jones album? That shit slaps!"

by metal gear ray July 4, 2005

slasked

Its the perfect word to use instead of Fuck/Fucked etc. When in situations where Fucked isnt the right word of choice, but the time and place requires an extra ingredient to get the full point over is needed. Coming from the norwegian word "Slasken" the word means Slob and/or Hobo.

"Dude, I totally slasked that girl the other day"

"Man, I slasked his ass up"

Other alternative usage are -

"Im so slaskened right now, but lets get slasked up tonight."

by Jimbolic February 15, 2009

slapahoe tribe

A congregation of distrought gentleman who have been brought down by bitches.

This one bitch got me so mad that she made me want to join the slapahoe tribe.

by Ronbleezy November 6, 2003

slang that iron

Pullin out the strap

Damn these fuck niggas really playin, yea I’m bout to slang that iron

by Frostman June 7, 2018

SLANGRY

you're so tired, you're angry.

damn, i haven't slept in a bajillion days.
i'm SLANGRY, >:

by helga g. pataki February 15, 2008

2 Handed Dick Slam

It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.

At a sales presentation:

"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."

"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)

"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)

Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.

by Hoss42 March 15, 2010

Slapsgiving

A holiday; the one day each year we set aside to get together and give slaps.

Typically coincides with (and is most effective on) Thanksgiving, but can be applied to any day of the year. Thanksgiving makes for the best usage, as it can help put a different spin on a typically insane holiday, and makes revenge slaps all the more ironic.

"Hey, remember that one Slapsgiving when you slapped Dan across the face while he had his mouth full of cranberry sauce?"

"Totally! It was the best Slapsgiving ever!"

by Evan Rowe December 24, 2007