shaft beard

similar to a neck beard, it is the appearance of a neck beard around the shaft of the penis.

Did you see his shaft beard peeking out of his boxers?

by Yolo Swagin May 4, 2015

shaftsmith

Similar to a cocksmith, the shaftsmith forges the epicenter of all cocks. A man with the qualifications of shaftsmith includes intense stimulation and the appearance of a cock in the upper cranium.

Wow, that man at the party was such a shaftsmith.

by h0neybadg3r April 22, 2016

Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

by JLavelle August 16, 2017

shifany

this is a frase you use that means Nick Davis keeps me save.

Everyone:”How are you so calm?”
Me:”Shifany”

by nickdavislover June 5, 2020

Shifali

Best ever person you find in life ...!
They will love you alot .maybe angry 😡 sometimes but will give a lot joy 🤩

Thay will always make you laugh

If you have a friend with that name you are very lucky

Meaning of the name Shifali is 'Fragrant'.
Amazing stunningly beautiful girl

She will be ❤️🍀

I love to hang out with shifali

by Taati November 25, 2021

gutter-shaft

To have sexual intercourse with a female with an engorged vigina.

The only thing to do to her camels toe was to gutter-shaft it.

by Ed Nov 2007 December 13, 2007

Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law

The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.

It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.

Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.

The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.

by CurrentlyPooping September 4, 2021