rusty fuck

1. (Verb) The act of having anal sex with a woman with gastrointesional issues.

2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine

1.

Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.

2.

Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.

by nakker December 14, 2009

Rusty Stopsign

When you're banging a hot chick and you realize it's an old tranny.

Dude I was banging this hot chick last night.

You were banging a Rusty Stopsign.

by Wankmaster95 December 01, 2015

solid rusty

This scenario would play out when two consenting adults decide to engage in anal sex. The guy pulls out when he's finished and decides not to clean off any poo remnants that may have collected on his shaft and instead falls asleep. When the aforementioned gentleman wakes up, he is greeted with morning wood, he then notes that the hardened dried poo appears to look like flakes of rust... hence a solid rusty.

Corey really regretted forgoing cleanup after last nights romp with Morgan, when he woke up with a solid rusty.

by Underdog7112 October 20, 2019

Rusty Mower

The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.

My Mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that I ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.

by DazCaz2 May 22, 2015

Rusty Rod

An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.

Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome

by hot97rocksmyworld February 15, 2014

Rusty Muzzle

The act of rubbing feces in ones hand, then rubbing it in anothers face usually during intercourse.

Dud i totally gave that girl a rusty muzzle, she almost poked.

by The "beeb beeb" Kid November 23, 2010

Rusty Spur

When the girl is riding you reverse cowgirl while on her period. You cum in her then slap her ass to make her stand up which causes the menstrual/cum mixture to run down her legs to her ankles.

Martha wanted to be a cowgirl so I gave her the rusty spur last night.

by G2theGreek November 20, 2019