Dirty Rusty

When you simultaneously suck a dick while cooking

*Smacks ass* hey babe nacon smells good lets do a dirty rusty

by Getbirddogedbitch! November 29, 2020

rusty dusty

A 30's Jazz dance move; the follow will hitch up a few inches of dress from the thigh and shake out the dress by flicking the dress/skirt down and up The lead can use the top of their trouser pockets, there is a slight shuffling movement forward four counts and then backwards for four.

Shake off your rusty dusty.

by Rustycables November 29, 2016

Rusty Rod

An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.

Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome

by hot97rocksmyworld February 15, 2014

Rusty Spur

When the girl is riding you reverse cowgirl while on her period. You cum in her then slap her ass to make her stand up which causes the menstrual/cum mixture to run down her legs to her ankles.

Martha wanted to be a cowgirl so I gave her the rusty spur last night.

by G2theGreek November 20, 2019

rusty santorum

The result of not cleaning off santorum and allowing it to dry into a rust-colored crusty patch.

I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.

by stylinram January 12, 2012

solid rusty

This scenario would play out when two consenting adults decide to engage in anal sex. The guy pulls out when he's finished and decides not to clean off any poo remnants that may have collected on his shaft and instead falls asleep. When the aforementioned gentleman wakes up, he is greeted with morning wood, he then notes that the hardened dried poo appears to look like flakes of rust... hence a solid rusty.

Corey really regretted forgoing cleanup after last nights romp with Morgan, when he woke up with a solid rusty.

by Underdog7112 October 20, 2019

Rusty Putter

\ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;

1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.

Man: Gee, I sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!

Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.

by Fingers&Toes November 13, 2011