Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025

Toe the Rubber

When you are trying to put on a condom, you drop it, and she picks it up with her toes.

I dropped my rain jacket last night, and before I knew it, I saw her toe the rubber.

by Mothcleaner April 29, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Rubber ducky

When you stay at someone’s place and fill the tub full of water then proceed to take a shit that floats in the tub before you leave

I was at this girls place and before I left I took a rubber ducky in her bathroom

by Rubber ducky man May 10, 2025

Hog Rubber

A person who enjoys the act of rubbing other people’s johns (commonly known as penises) for the single purpose of mischief.

“Damn, Bobby won’t quit rubbing my PENIS, he’s a real Hog Rubber”

by RealBallClapper May 16, 2025

Rubber Duck

Exactly 62 beers

Hey bro wanna finish a rubber duck in 4 hours on Saturday?

by Ramming1500 June 8, 2025

rubber cubber

when someone gives another person a blowjob while they have a dildo up their ass

person 1: Did you hear Person 3 got a rubber cubber on the weekend?
person 2: No I didn't, how big was the dildo?

by cuhbluh May 24, 2024