An ignorant and safe phrase for someone who doesn’t want to be pigeon-holed into a religion but doesn’t have the mental fortitude to admit or come to the conclusion that they either don’t know if there is and/or don’t believe there is a god or religion is wrong. (Agnosticism and Atheism, respectively).
Amy’s friend is Christian and while she doesn’t believe in the crack pot theories the Bible teaches like homosexuals should be stoned to death or a dude rose from the dead like a zombie, she either doesn’t want to confront her friend for fear of loss (and what a loss that would be), or she just doesn’t want to argue against it, passively condoning her behavior by stating, “you know, I’m just like spiritual but not religious. Also, I know you don’t believe in sex until marriage, but we can totally get ass-blasted by Darren tonight!”
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Get the Spiritual but not Religious mug.An insulting but non-generalizing word used in specific instances to describe a person that is an idiot and religious.
The word is sometimes used by athiots.
Specific instances include:
1) If you aren't an idiot and/or not religious then the term does not apply to you.
2) If you are religious and you believe natural selection is a cause of biological change or plays a causal role in the trajectory of evolution.
3) If you are religious and stab yourself to try an prove a point.
4) If you are religious and think by suddenly giving all your possession to the poor when you think it is the end of the world you will suddenly be a better person.
The word is sometimes used by athiots.
Specific instances include:
1) If you aren't an idiot and/or not religious then the term does not apply to you.
2) If you are religious and you believe natural selection is a cause of biological change or plays a causal role in the trajectory of evolution.
3) If you are religious and stab yourself to try an prove a point.
4) If you are religious and think by suddenly giving all your possession to the poor when you think it is the end of the world you will suddenly be a better person.
Singular: The religiot stabbed himself to try and show religion is true.
Plural: A group of religiots sold all their possessions and gave it to the poor because they thought the world is going to end soon.
Plural: A group of religiots sold all their possessions and gave it to the poor because they thought the world is going to end soon.
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A term commonly used by angry grown ass adults with blue hair who are still mad at their parents for making them go to Sunday school instead of letting them sleep all day.
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Get the Religion mug.(n.) Ones' religion, that one was persuaded into belief of by man or miracle. Usually refering to the denomination as opposed to the actual religion.
I am a Christian, of the catholic persuasion, and will defend my beliefs against anyone who challenges them, unless thier misinterpretation is so great, that they should simply DIE, which rules out most people who talk about contradictions in the bible and other claptrap.
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My religion is that we were created by a genius computer nerd who made this universe, and it became a kickass game with over 6 billion users! It would explain our faults.
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