Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.
Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.
That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
Get the Rusty Crustymug. Crabby armpits normally possessed by individuals that have severe addictions to meth and susceptibility to genital herpes.
by Blashim November 22, 2013
Get the Rusty Horseshoemug. Rusty Scupper is the act of taking a dump between a chicks legs while she is on the toilet. As the crap goes through her legs, it leaves a skid marc known as a rusty scupper
by kennyfuckinpowers August 6, 2012
Get the Rusty Scuppermug. 1. (Verb) The act of having anal sex with a woman with gastrointesional issues.
2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine
2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine
1.
Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.
2.
Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.
Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.
2.
Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.
by nakker December 14, 2009
Get the rusty fuckmug. I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.
by stylinram January 12, 2012
Get the rusty santorummug. This scenario would play out when two consenting adults decide to engage in anal sex. The guy pulls out when he's finished and decides not to clean off any poo remnants that may have collected on his shaft and instead falls asleep. When the aforementioned gentleman wakes up, he is greeted with morning wood, he then notes that the hardened dried poo appears to look like flakes of rust... hence a solid rusty.
Corey really regretted forgoing cleanup after last nights romp with Morgan, when he woke up with a solid rusty.
by Underdog7112 October 20, 2019
Get the solid rustymug. \ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;
1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.
1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.
Man: Gee, I sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!
Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.
Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.
by Fingers&Toes November 13, 2011
Get the Rusty Puttermug.