Roflpiptoe

acronym - rolling on floor laughing pissing in pants turning over ecstatically. (usually said in a British accent)

girl: "Do you think it was because I was born in Jersey?"

guy: "Probably because you're retarded. That's what I'd go with lol"

girl: "Roflpiptoe."

by littlechickenbaster January 16, 2013

ROFLSFHTMSFOAIDMT

Rolling On The Floor So Fucking Hard That My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco

Miranda: Where did the one legged waitress work?
George: Where?
Miranda: At iHop!
George: ROFLSFHTMSFOAIDMT

by whoaitsmex3 January 22, 2013

ROFLMFAOSHISM

Acronym: Rolling on floor Laughing my fucking ass off so hard I shit myself

Over facebook chat

Sue: So did you hear the American Government shut down for two weeks?

Kim Jong-Un: ROFLMFAOSHISM!!!!! And they say I don't know how to run a country!

by Yandonero December 20, 2013

ROFLWANCOT

Rolling On The Floor With A Nice Cup Of Tea.

Natural English extension of the common ROFL acronym, though not accompanied by laughter.

"Simpkins! ... goodness, what ARE you doing man?"
"ROFLWANCOT"

by SAMMO April 16, 2014

roflmaoshmsfoaidmt

Abbreviation of rolling on the floor laughing my ass of so hard my sombrero fell off and i dropped my taco.

Someone told me she deserved to win Pop Idol, I was roflmaoshmsfoaidmt

by MiroXmxX January 21, 2015

roflsnork

Combination of the abbreviation for, rolling on the floor laughing, and the "snork" sound, Tim Conway made during a skit on the Carol Burnett Show, mimicking two Siamese elephants joined at the Trunk , when attempting to Trumpet.

Used as an exclamation reply to something funny in text or chat:

Person A) "The first time I got a universal remote, I thought to myself, this changes everything."
Person B) "roflsnork!"

by Icova Rook March 11, 2017

Roflysst

Rolling on floor laughing yet somehow still typing

lol roflysst

by bear5676 April 23, 2017